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An Update on the Micheal World....

(Copied this from my Facebook page as-is) So, for those that weren’t in the loop on what I’ve been doing the last few months here’s an update: Back in November, I applied for Social Security disability benefits on account of my major depression and bipolar disorders. Late last month I was informed that my claim was denied because they believed I could still work in an...

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Twitter Rant 2/5/12

 "Somebody out there for everyone" - BIGGEST. SACK. OF LIES. EVER.
 I fucking hate February. Remind me some more that I'm going to die miserable and alone why don't you.
 I get it, those of us who aren't dropping inordinate amounts of cash on gaudy baubles are insignificant peons who are useless to the world.
 So, bra-fucking-vo to the valentines day lobby. You've succeeded in making depressed individuals such as me feel even worse.
 Sorry to the females of Earth that I'm an ugly ass 360-pound behemoth with mental problems. Maybe I'll try harder in the next-life.
 Oh wait, there is no next life. Well shit, I'm fucked six ways from Sunday then.
"But Micheal, why is a nice guy like you single?!": Ask yourself, would you date someone who looks like this? http://i.imgur.com/Kjam7.jpg
 I mean look at that. They say the camera adds 10 pounds but damn. That isn't 10 pounds, that's a small planet.
 I'm on a fucking roll tonight.
On the flip side, there's a high point to being single: DON'T HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ON STUPID SHIT. (thanks Amber for the 'stupid shit' idea)
 Not like I have any money anyway.
I want a new holiday: "Target practice on couples day". Paintballs, nothing lethal of course. Buy supplies in department stores, etc.
 I'm sure that last one was a byproduct of slight jealousy.